Yes, now YOU TOO can own one of the best tools in the industry for dealing with unholy monsters of any form or nature. Fresh from the laboratories of Doctor John Seward, this bottle is specially created to instantly purify and bless any liquid poured into it, just as well as your local vicar can accomplish.
Need a demon exorcised? Use the bottle. Spirit to vanquish? Use the bottle. Vampire to burn? Use the bottle. Whiskey to bless? USE THE BO-
...you get the idea. Yes, I wanted to make a great addition to a convention costume- a bottle perfectly suited for use as a prop, or for carrying around those "necessary" liquids you want with you at a convention.
Both the seal and labels have been treated to be water resistant, but they won't stand up against a full-on scrubbing, so I recommend using it only to store clean water or easily cleanable substances- no sticky-sweet mixed beverages, please.
This piece is available for sale. If you're interested, just contact me with a note- please do not inquire about the price in the comments.